What's Not to Love?

I have been dying for someone to ask me this question! They never do. I guess it's just so much more interesting to hear what people do love. When I tell the man, "I love you", he never says, "what's not to love?" I guess he's humble that way. Of course the list would be very short, non-existent really, but he never asks. There have been many times in my life I was just itching for a particular person to ask me this question, about them, the situation, the idea, but they never did. So I am going to use my blog to tell everyone the things I am super really not all about. I don't love it!

Things I Don't Love!

1. Smelly teen-age boy stinkers at concerts that are sitting in front of me!

2. Body sprays all mixed up by little girls and they call it "personal perfume". (something like rotted flowers, sweet and putrid)

3.  Sweaty little boy hair.

4. Sweaty little dog hair.

5. Morning breath!

6. Insurance premiums that go up every year for no reason!

7. Cable bills. 70.00 for cartoons and AI?

8. IPhone bills!! I really dont need FB on my phone....

9. Neighbors who ask nosey questions about your family......

10. Teenage boys who touch their girl friends on their body where her momma hasn't seen since she was in DIAPERS! (and at church no less)

11. ABC gum! blech!

12. Muffin-top jeans and muffin top shirts!

13. Dry, nasty, split end hair. (on my head, you have to live with your own mop issues)

14. I don't love list that are longer than I love lists......

Look at the time! Off I go to get the cute, sweaty little boy from preschool! Would love to see your "What's Not to Love" lists!